New Years Resolution

Well with 2008 coming to an end, I'll like to start my new years resolution...

1.eat a bucket of horse shit
2.repeat
3.start working out again
4.better spending habits
5.get money get paid
6.restock my fridge
7.ascend to super saiyan 3
8.get some morphers from zordon
9.learn tetris so i can stick more hookers in my trunk
10.rasterbate more
11.masticate better
12.eat less microwave burritos
13.eat healthier
14.sleep more
15.worry less
16.go to costco more
17.get more pretzels
18.eat shit

YO EASY MAC

aight its like almost 2 pm here and this nigga was hungry. so i popped in 2 packs of easymac in the microwave. YOU HEARD ME, TWO FUCKING PACKS OF EASYMAC. its time to stop eating those pussy ass fast ramen shit that comes in those small packages. TIME to stop beasting and upgrade my shit to TWO FUCKING PACKS OF EASYMAC.



^^^^^TIMES 2 OF THAT SHIT MY NIGGA

Christmas

Well this is a little late but...this is what i got for xmas:

-Pack of m&m's that i got from my cousin thats from New York!! (best present)

-SOME T SHIRT FROM MY BRO YEA NIGGA

-2 more t shirts from my cousin and her boyfren (had to return this shit right away because it was from quiksilver..LOLMAO)

-Some book filled with graffiti paintings and art from some nigga who sneaks out at night in his pjs and spray paint every fucking things he sees. NICE!

-OH YEA SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST...2 MOFUCKING TARGET GIFTCARDS FROM MY AUNT. YES! 4O DOLLARS IN TOTAL. BUY ME SOME LIFETIME SUPPLY OF EASYMAC! WOO

Not to sound like a spoil brat or something but this is probably one of the ''BEST'' christmas presents ever ahaha. SCREW ECONOMIC RECESSION SHIT!!

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Movie

Damn just finish watching this movie. Great movie IMO. If you don't mind watching a 3 hour drama, I'd def. recommend this film. Everything from the way Pitt spoke to his body language, it was one of the years best performances by far. I can't imagine the lengths he went through to make it that realistic and the hours he spent in make up. I'm also convinced that Cate Blanchett is probably my favorite actress as of now. I enjoy her presence every time I see her up there, and she always does a wonderful job.

Also this movie seems like the new Forest Gump

-Main character had a disability/deformity
-main female character puts off loving main actor, and eventually falls in love with little time to let relationship grow
-both set in southern states AL & LA
-main characters in major US war
there are many more I could mention, but you get the idea...

i was searching for a snowboard bag and...

this is what i found. i was like %*!?

someone must have got fired so this is what he did in return (look at the description)

http://www.seisports.com/?,browse,31,163,49,042059

GODDAMN MY FRIEND JUST ASKED ME THE DUMBEST QUESTION EVER FUCK! He called my house and asked if I was home?!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT. HE CALLED MY FUCKING HOME PHONE AND ASKED IF I WAS HOME.

WELL, AFTER THAT I WENT ON THE INTERNETZ AND SAW THIS FUNNY SHIT

LOLMALOLROLDADAS

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i just ate the best chips ever. FUCK!

WOOWOWOWOWW

JUST FACED A LIFE THREATENTINGGGFHAJO SITUATION MAN LOL. FUCKING RIDIN THE BIKE AND CHILLIN AS ALWAYS. FUCKING CARS START FYLIN AROUND! SHIEETTT FOOL I WAS SWEATING LIKE A CAT BUT I MANAGE TO MAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL. FUCKING ENTERED THIS DESERTED PLACE THAT HAD A TRAIL OF 10000 MILES FUCK! FUYCKING GANGBANGERS LURKING AROUND. BUT I MANAGED TO SCARE THEM OFF WITH MY WILD SCREAMS. BUT ENEXT THERE WAS A FUCKING BRIDGE THAT STRETCHED FOR LIKE 1000 MILES. FUCKING OLD PIECE OF SHIT WAS ON THE URGE OF BREAKING AT ANY SEC! FUCK SO I SAID FUCK IT ALL AND WENT THROUGFH IT. I MADE IT AND NOW IM HERE WRITIN THIS! FUCK YEA!