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Cant believe i was hit by a fucking car and now im on blogspot. wtf is wrong with me. My head feels like its about to explode

Hit by car

No one will probably believe me when i say this but i actually got hit by a car. I was riding a fixed bike meaning no brakes on it. The last thing i remember was a van coming at me and it flung me into the air. I woke up and there were cops and they took me to the ambulance. I was in the emergency room and they poked needles into my groin and arms like a thousand times. I had to stay there for like 5 hours. Luckily only my head, ass, shoulders were damage. But the bike was completely fucked up.

fail

fucking tired as a motherfucker. fucking walked up the stairmaster 1 million fucking times fuck. time to go eat fucking protein shit and fucking eat shit. WUZ GOOD

daaamn that pic is straight baller

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HOLY SHIET I GOT 60 POST ON THIS SHIT IN LIKE 2 MONTHS FUCK YEA. NEW RECORD BITCH. FUCK YEA 165 VIEWS FUCK YEA. HALF OF THEM ARE PROBABLY ME BUT STILL FUCK YEA. WHY DO I KEEP ON WRITIN ON THIS BLOG FUCK YEA. THIS MY LAST POST FOREVER CUZ IM TIRED OF THIS SHIT. CYA BYE LATER RAIN IN SPAIN AND PEACE IN THE EAST

WOOT YEA

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CAPITSKD'L,ALJKNM;A

AW FCK CAPTIN CRUNCH. BITCHES BE STEALIN MY KICKS MAN. FUCK I WAS SO CLOSE TO BUYING THEZE FUKCING FLY ASS FRESH NIGGER KICKS ONLINE. THEN I WENT TO WATCH ABDC THEN THEIR GONE. THE FUCKCK RICK KRISPIES. FUCK COCO PUFFS\CAPTIN CRUNCH BITCH\ AND FUCK ALL THE OTHER CEREALS. ESPECIALLY CAPTIN CRUNCH CUZ THAT SHIT TEARS UP THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH. THE FUCK. MAANN IMA GET MY REVENGE AND TEAR SHIT UP RITE NOW. TIME FOR SOME MORE CAPTIN CRUNCH\ THIS SHIT S ADDICTING AND GUD FUCK. MANNN MY SHOESS

WUTTTTT

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SHOES
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JEW

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LMALAOSLOROFLF

LMAOLOLOLF its 4 am and i just finish wathcing tropic thunder. FUCKM YEA FUCKING funniest movie ive seen in a while ahahhahahahahaha

ninja

wow i trained with xin sarith the urban ninja the other day and that shit was intense like a biootch. he be doin 20 flips in 1 jump and i be like rollin on the ground doin some other gay shit for no reason. then i jumped and broke my spine cuz my muscles are gay and then i got punched in the stomach 20 million times and had to shit out blood for 2 weeks then i was like fuck this. wow i cant write for shit

i r so hungry rite now. im home alone and naked wit no food! .........................maybe i should eat my dog mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

WUZGOOD

hHAHahAHahAHh so far ive made 20 dollars. GETTING PAID NIGGA. GETTIN ME A NEW PAIR OF SNEAKS. STARTIN TO LIVE THE RICH LIFE. EATING CAVIAR OFF OF CHAMPAGNE GLASSES HERE I COME! BILL GATES U BETTER WATCH UYR BACK NIGGA


AHA YES CHRISTINE I GETTIN MONEY NIGGGA!! VVV

CASHCRATE

this is actually a legit site to make money. i made 10 dollars in 1 week lmaolmaolol
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WOW WHATS GOOD

HAHAHAHAHAH I HAVENT BEEN ON SHIT SHIT FOR AGES. MY COMPUTER BLEW UP SO I CANT DO SHIT AT NIGHT ANYMORE. FUCKING SUCKS$#$@# I BLAME THAT CHEEZZZBURGER CATZ! BITCH! MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCKER!

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SOLA

YEA NIGGERRR! IM STAYIN UP TO WATCH THISE SOLLAAAAR ECLIPSE YEA THATS RITE BITCH! SHITS GONNA BE LIKE BAZZAAAAM IN UR FACE. WTF THAT WAS FUCKING HOMO. NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO FOR 2 HRS WHILE WAITING? HMMMMMMMM AHAHAHAHHA I GOT AN IDEA! oOOoOoOoOoo

NUUU

NUUUU. GOOGLE ADSENSE DENIED MY APPLICATION!! NOW I CAN NEVER MAKE MONEY ON THIS SHIT. THEY SAYS I SAY TOO MIUCH PROFANITY! WHAT THE FUCK?! THOSE DAMN FUCKERS CAN SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING NIGGER SON OF A BITCH DICK! HAHAH